Ode to Potatoes

Potatoes. You can mash them, bake them, boil them, a whole bunch of stuff you can do with potatoes. They can be sweet, they can be salty, but the deliciousness is all the same inside your mouth. And your stomach. Who doesn't love potatoes, really? They grow underground and all you have to do is dig them out. Potatoes can be big, small, orange, purple, lots of stuff potatoes can be. Add a bit of salt, or some sour cream; how about some soy sauce? Ever tried it in a stew? Everyone around the world has heard of a potato and everyone deserves a taste of how wonderful potatoes can be. People have found a lot of different ways to eat potatoes, because that's how fantastic potatoes can be. From the classic baked potatoes to an interesting potato jelly, there's lots of ways to eat potatoes. There are even different ways to say potatoes. And why not? Such a wonderful existence they are, potatoes. Here's one for you, and one for me. I'm going to mash mine. What are you going to do? It's fine whatever you do, because I'm sure it'll taste great. I don't know if you haven't heard, but I just love potatoes.